Thursday, August 25, 2005

Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

I have found a funny article related to Iraq bombings, and modified it to fit Lebanon situation
PS: This is fiction .. as if you didnt know:-)

BEIRUT—Terrorist cells in Beirut are in mourning for suicide bomber G.H, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 meters from “shop till you drop” shopping mall in Beirut.

Sources said G.H was "on his way to plant a bomb in “shop till you drop” shopping mall" when he was struck down by the explosion that happened last night. Eleven other civilians were severely injured.

"What kind of justice allows the death of G.H who was on his way to kill innocent people?" terrorist leader M.Z. said. "On the one hand, I am happy that the car explosion was successful, but the loss of the G.H is a tragedy, as is the survival of all the innocent people he might have killed."

According to M.Z., G.H. could have killed as many as 40 innocent people, had his life not been cut short.

"It is tragic that G.H. died seven minutes sooner than he intended," said H.A, leader of local separatists. "To think that he was just meters from his intended target. Our thoughts and prayers are with his terrorist cell."

No terrorist groups have claimed responsibility for the car bomb explosion, although as many as 18 separate factions have vowed to carry on the fight in G.H.’s memory.

In the past week, over several civilians were injured in terrorist bombings, but G.H.’s death marks the first time a terrorist has been killed by another terrorist while on a different terrorist mission.

Terrorist leaders have called the incident a "wake-up call."

Terrorist leaders will meet soon to draft new rules to prevent bombing mix-ups like the one that killed G.H. One proposal would limit suicide bombings to odd hours, car bombings to even. Another designates "Car Bomb Only" traffic lanes to help terrorists get to their bombing locations more quickly and efficiently.

One of the terrorist leaders said: "We all have the same goal here—the killing of innocent civilians. Let's stop working at cross purposes."

MZ concluded. "When I close my eyes, all I can see are the faces of all the innocents G.H. will never get a chance to kill. It is a sad day”


At 4:54 AM, Blogger khaled said...

Hi Guys,

Sorry to be off topic, but I have created a blog called just for laughs..
My intent is to include in it jokes about Lebanese Politics ..

I can not maintain it myself, as im not that creative:-)

I would appreciate anyhelp you can give, and I invite any one who can contribute to participate to become a member in this blog.

ps: you can email me at

At 6:37 AM, Blogger Nasser said...

Nice site - check or add a link to Abu Abed's hhtp://

At 7:14 AM, Blogger khaled said...

Thanks Naser for the suggetion,
I want to try to make this blog related to political jokes...
neverthe less, it should also include links to all Lebanese related funny site...

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Delirious said...

welcome to the world of lebanese blogs!

At 11:21 AM, Blogger Innocent_Criminal said...

funny stuff

At 11:33 AM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

I couldn't tell the difference.


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